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I have one theory about Brittany that allows me to watch Glee with any shred of sanity whatsoever. My theory is that, in the show finale, it will be revealed that Brittany is actually doing advanced college courses and is writing a PHD on Gullibility in Group Conscious and is just testing how much she can stretch believability before she is called out.

Day 713

My hypothesis that I could go no further than the ridiculous Santa Claus ruse was proved false today when I introduced the belief that a stork would bring me a baby. It appears that this group of selected individuals has become inured to any reasonable sense of reality or ability to appreciate remembered knowledge. I fear I may have tainted the experiment by targeting particularly dense and incapable subjects.

Rather than the expected reaction, the stork reveal produced a push for greater sex education which was not carried out with any sense of education at all, but rather as a forum for agenda pushing. The teacher once again continues to confuse and manipulate vulnerable teens by allowing and performing highly inappropriate song and dance numbers and openly ogling the underage girls within his care with barely a suggestion that it may have been unacceptable.

These subjects continuously prove unable to learn from past mistakes. In a group setting where one of the girls has gone through the traumatic ordeal of teen pregnancy and adoption, the main agenda of any of the teens at any particular point in time seems to be who to sleep with and when.

Even the high school counselor, in a place of extreme influence over misguided teens, seems rigid and unwavering in her demand of pure abstinence instead of intellectual discussion and choice.

My initial dismissal of the marshmallow scheme as too ludicrous has now been revised and I estimate that come Easter, my showing of distress and concern for marshmallow peeps and refusal to eat them will be taken too seriously and lead to frank discussions on eating disorders. My one glimmer of hope for this outcome is that ‘fat bottomed girls’ has already been sung and cannot be repeated.